Saturday, April 14, 2007

Vishu Scraps

1)
manasil niraye kanikkonnakal
virichukondu veendum vishu varavayi!
*. * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * . *
*. * . * . * . * . * .FESTIVAL * . * . * . * . *
*. * .*_/\_ *. * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * .*
. *. * >,"< * WEEK IS HERE. * . * , + .*... * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * * . * . * . * _/\_. * . * * * * * * * . * * . * . * . * >,"< . * . * . * . * . * . *. * . * + * . *. * . * . * . * . * . .ENJOY * * * * . * . _/\_ * . * . * * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * >,"< * . *. * . * * * * * * * . * . * . *. * . * . * . * . * . * . *. * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * HAPPY VISHU*. *. *. * *. * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * ~~,.~., . *..`~' ´.,.~., ~ \___\,*`.';:( ;@;),*;,*/___/ ~~~~ ,___\*:;:;`.'*/___, ~~~~ \___\,\\|//,/___/ ~~~~~~,---.\\|,/,---, ~~~~~~(_ -}.(_){-_ ) ~~~~~~.'---' /|\ `---' ~.~~~~~ / /|||\ \ kai niraye kainnetavum manam niraye madhura smruthikalum labhikate! ......HAPPY VISHU...

2)

വിഷുക്കാല്മല്ലേ.. പുതുവര്‍ഷമല്ലേ ആശംസിക്കാതിരിക്കാന്‍ എനിക്കാവതില്ലേ...കണിയൊരുക്കി നേരത്തെ കാത്തുനില്‍ക്കുന്നു പ്രകൃതി.....സുവര്‍ണപ്രഭ ചൊരിയുന്ന കണിക്കൊന്ന പൂക്കട്ടെ ചങ്ങാതീ, നിന്റെയുള്ളിലും......നന്മ നിറഞ്ഞ വിഷു ആശംസകള്‍....

3)
HAPPY VISHU സമ്പല്‍സമൃദ്ധമായ വിഷു ആശംസകള്‍

4)
HAPPY VISHU ___,;;;@@@@;;;;@@@@;;;, __,;;;@@,;;;,;;@;;,;;;;;;,@@;;; __;;;@@;;;,“--“;“---“,;;;@@;;; __ ;;;@@;;;--Wish U__;;;@@;;; ___;;;@@“;;,--------,;;“@@;; ___“;;;@@“;;;-----;;;“@@;;; ____“;;;;@@;;“;“;;@@;;;;“ ______“;;;;;@@@;;;;;“ ________’;;;;@;;;;“ ___________“;“ ___,;;;@@@@;;;;@@@@;;;, __,;;;@@,;;;,;;@;;,;;;;;;,@@;;;, __;;;@@;;;,“--“;“---“,;;;@@;;;; __ ;;;@@;;;---Happy---;;;@@;;; ___;;;@@“;;,--------,;;“@@;;; ___“;;;@@“;;;-----;;;“@@;;;“ ____“;;;;@@;;“;“;;@@;;;;“ ______“;;;;;@@@;;;;;“ ________’;;;;@;;;;“ ___________“;“ ___,;;;@@@@;;;;@@@@;;;, __,;;;@@,;;;,;;@;;,;;;;;;,@@;;;, __;;;@@;;;,“--“;“---“,;;;@@;;; __ ;;;@@;;;-- VISHU---;;;@@;;; ___;;;@@“;;,-------,;;“@@;;; ___“;;;@@“;;;-----;;;“@@;;; ____“;;;;@@;;“;“;;@@;;;;“ ______“;;;;;@@@;;;;;“ ________’;;;;@;;;;“

5)

HAPPY VISHU TO "U"^^^"UR FRNS"^^ & "UR FAMILY"....
*. * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * . *
*. * . * . * . * . * .FESTIVAL * . * . * . * . *
*. * .*_/\_ *. * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * .*
. *. * >,"< * WEEK IS COMING. * . * , + .*... * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * * . * . * . * _/\_. * . * * * * * * * . * * . * . * . * >,"< . * . * . * . * . * . *. * . * + * . *. * . * . * . * . * . .ENJOY * * * * . * . _/\_ * . * . * * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * >,"< * . *. * . * * * * * * * . * . * . *. * . * . * . * . * . * . *. * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * HAPPY VISHU*. *. *. * *. * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * ~~,.~., . *..`~' ´.,.~., ~ \___\,*`.';:( ;@;),*;,*/___/ ~~~~ ,___\*:;:;`.'*/___, ~~~~ \___\,\\|//,/___/ ~~~~~~,---.\\|,/,---, ~~~~~~(_ -}.(_){-_ ) ~~~~~~.'---' /|\ `---' ~.~~~~~ / /|||\ \

6)

happy vishu

7)
************HAPPY VISHU******************

8)
________happy vi____________happy vis
______happy vishu ha_______happy vishu happ
____happy vishu happy v___happy vishu happy v
___happy vishu happy vishu happy vi_______happ
__happy vishu happy vishu happy vi_________happ
_happy vishu happy vishu happy vishu _______happ
_happy vishu happy vishu happy vishu happ______h
happy vishu happy vishu happy vishu happy vi__hap
happy vishu happy vishu happy vishu happy vishu_h
happy vishu happy vishu happy vishu happy vishu h
happy vishu happy vishu happy vishu happy vishu h
_happy vishu happy vishu happy vishu happy vishu
__happy vishu happy vishu happy vishu happy vis
____happy vishu happy vishu happy vishu happy
______happy vishu happy vishu happy vishu h
_________happy vishu happy vishu happy v
____________happy vishu happy vishu h
______________happy vishu happy vi
_________________happy vishu h
___________________happy vis
_____________________happy
______________________happ
______________________ha

9)
WISH U A HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS VISHU

Thursday, April 12, 2007

God's Perfection

God's Perfection...





God made the mountains
kiss the clouds
that we may look up beyond
our own small world
and strive to reach great heights.
He made the ocean wide and mighty
to remind us of the
greatness of his love
and the power of his strength.
He frosts the earth with
diamonds in the winter
to reveal the riches that
await us in heaven,
and he awakens the earth
with a profusion of lilacs and daffodils
in the spring to show us that
we've been given
the gift of eternal life.
He has created masterpieces,
and every one of them
are part of the circle of life and serve
some great purpose.
From the forests, to the valleys,
across the dales, and even to the
most distant twinkling star,
and the early morning mist that
creeps over the hills,
God has blessed the earth with
his talented hand.
So do you think that God could have
erred when he made you?
Of course he didn't.
You're perfect,
exactly what God intended you to be.
As the earth is reborn this spring,
remember that you're one of
God's great masterpieces,
a testament to his infinite
wisdom and perfection.

read this,funny

Musharaf, Manmohan, Aishwarya rai and Sonia are travelling
in a train.

The train goes through a tunnel and it gets
completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and
then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. The
women and Manmohan are sitting there looking
perplexed.

Musharaf is bent over holding his face, which is red from
an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and
nobody says anything.


Sonia is thinking:
These Pakistani are all crazy after Aishwarya. Musharaf
must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper
that she slapped him.


Aishwarya is thinking:
Musharaf must have tried to kiss me but kissed Sonia
instead and got slapped.


Musharaf is thinking:
Damn it. Manmohan must have tried to kiss Aishwarya.
She might have thought it was me and slapped me.


Manmohan is thinking:
if this train goes through another tunnel I will make
another kissing sound and slap Musharaf again ...JAI HIND

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SAMPLE OF A MODERN LOVE LETTER

SAMPLE OF A MODERN LOVE LETTER

Dearest Samantha,

I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since
Tuesday, the 17th of August 2001.

With reference to the meeting held between us on the 17th of August
2001 at 1500 hours, I would like to present myself as a prospective
lover.
Our love affair would be on probation for a period of no less than
three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.

Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous
relationship training and relationship appraisal schemes leading up to
promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and
entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later,
based on
your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses.
However
I am broad-minded enough, to be taken care of, on your expense
account.

I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this
letter, failing which, this offer would be canceled without further
notice
and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could
forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this
offer.

Thanking you in anticipation.

Yours sincerely, Max



MODERN REPLY TO MODERN LOVE LETTER

Dear Max,

Please refer to your letter dated today. I am pleased to inform you
that I hope to accept your proposal for romance.

However, you should be informed that there are certain conditions of
acceptance. Promotional prospects are to my satisfaction. However,
please
enlighten me as to your retirement benefits. Gratuity should be
generous.

I also need to be assured that there is sufficient security with
regards to this commitment. If there is any chance at all of
retrenchment or
consequent disinterest on your part, then I should receive monetary
compensation according to union standards.

Due to the nature of my position, I am sure you will agree that an
expense account should be arranged for my access in light of the 'VIP'.
I
shall be entertaining. In addition, housing and transport allowances
should be in order and nothing less than a Jaguar is in order.

Please also note that there should be no moonlighting restrictions
placed on myself. If you are still interested in the relationship,
please
reply on an urgent basis as other prospective lovers have sent
indications of interest.

Please also note that my sister is happily employed.

Yours perhaps, Samantha!

Munnabhai with Circuit strikes again

Munnabhai with Circuit strikes again!


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Circuit: Bhai america mein address puchega tho kya bolne ka
Munna: Dhobhi Ghaat
Circuit: Bhai english mein bolneka tho?
Munna: Washington



Circuit: Bhai idhar aane ko kya bolna
Munna: Come Here



Circuit: Bhai phir udhar jaaneko kya bolthe hai?
Munna: Pehle udhar jaaneka phir bolneka come here.



Circuit: Bhai yeh kaisa bolne ka - chale hat hawa aane de
Munna: simple hain yaar - Hey u move sideways let the air force come in.



Circuit: Bhai tum tho pass ho gela bhai
Munna: Yes bro i have just passed away



Munna: Abhi tu bol eh mamu bheja mat phira
Circuit: Mother's brother dont rotate my brain



Munna: Yeh bol idhar aa khajhur detha hun karcha pani {kajhur yaane date}
circiut: Come with me for a date i will pay u



Munna: Ab yeh bol apun ko bahut sardi ho gayi hai
Circuit: I got big winter in small nose