Monday, January 29, 2007
Is that enough !!!
We ( i means engineers, doctors, and other of us which are called as enlighted one's in the society) have to do much more rather than scrapping on each other, if we really want to bring the equality we have to make all the ppl enlighted and literate to accept the social changes. For the sake of the EQUALITY we have to makle sacrifices that may not be in the terms of making yrself FUNNAH but todevote yrself a little devoted in real. SCRAPPING ON COMMUNITY IS NOT ENOUGH TO MAKE THE WHOLE INDIA WAKE UP. All of us must be ready to accept the fact that OUR MOTHERLAND still possesses 33 crore of ILLITERATE ppl who even do not now the computer and internet.
wanna find ur crush???
man this is creepy its called mind reader. send this to every1 on ur
list and then press F8 and ur crushes name will appear on ur screen
list and then press F8 and ur crushes name will appear on ur screen
STORY OF BOY & GIRL
Girl: I have to tell you something...
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Boy:
>>> >>What?
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Girl: I really like you. And I... I think I'm falling in love
>>>with you.
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Boy: Ok...
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Girl: What do you mean "ok"?
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Boy: I don't like you like that...
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Girl: Why not?
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Boy: I can't tell you... maybe another time...
>>> >> >
>>> >> >From then on, the girl kept asking the boy "Why not?"
>>>whenever she saw
>>> >>him,
>>> >> >and he kept answering the same answer of "I'll tell you
>>>later." Finally
>>> >>the
>>> >> >girl got fed up.
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Girl: I'm tired of this! Tell me why you don't like
>>>me!
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Boy: Do you really wanna know why?
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Girl: Yes!
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Boy: It's because you're ugly as fuck! What's the point of
>>>going out
>>> >>with
>>> >> >someone when they're not pretty?!
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Girl: But... I...
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Boy: Just shut up and leave me alone!
>>> >> >
>>> >> >The boy leaves and
>>> >>the girl is sitting there alone, crying her heart out.
>>> >> >Then her cell phone rings.
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Girl: Hello?
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Mom: Sweetheart? I want you to go home, ok? I'll be home from
>>>work in a
>>> >>few
>>> >> >hours.
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Girl: Alright Mom.
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Mom: I love you.
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Girl: I
>>>love you too, Mom.
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Mom: Bye Bye.
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Girl: Bye
>>> >> >
>>> >> >The girl heads home and once she got there, she went in the
>>>bathroom and
>>> >> >looked at herself in the mirror.
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Girl: I'm not pretty enough...
>>> >> >
>>> >> >She set to work, knowing fully well what she was going to do.
>>>2 hours
>>> >>later,
>>> >> >her Mom came home and heard the bath water running. She went
>>>upstairs to
>>> >> >find the hallway flooded so she knocked on the door.
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Mom: Honey? Are you alright?
>>> >> >
>>> >> >She opened the door and was shocked at the site.
>>> >>The bath was overflowing
>>> >> >onto the floor, and the water was tinted red. She walked over
>>>to see
>>>
>>> >>what
>>> >> >was inside and screamed. There, her little girl was lying
>>>with cuts all
>>> >>over
>>> >> >her face and wrists. Her Mom backed away and was going to run
>>>to call
>>> >>the
>>> >> >police when something caught her eye. On the mirror, am I
>>>pretty enough
>>> >>now?
>>> >> >
>>> >> >No one deserves to be told that by someone they love. If you
>>>find it
>>> >>messed
>>> >> >up then forward this to everyone you know.
>>> >> >
>>> >> >A person's appearance doesn't count. What counts is their
>>>heart inside
>>> >>of
>>> >> >them and their personality. No one wants to be told they're
>>>not good
>>> >> >enough...
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Repost this in 5 Min or something bad will happen 2 U
>>>tomorrow
>>> >> >saying-
>>> >> >
>>> >> >"Am I
>>>Pretty Enough Now?"if ur a girl.
>>> >> >
>>> >> >If you're a guy repost as "No one deserves
>>> >>this."
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Boy:
>>> >>What?
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Girl: I really like you. And I... I think I'm falling in love
>>>with you.
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Boy: Ok...
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Girl: What do you mean "ok"?
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Boy: I don't like you like that...
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Girl: Why not?
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Boy: I can't tell you... maybe another time...
>>> >> >
>>> >> >From then on, the girl kept asking the boy "Why not?"
>>>whenever she saw
>>> >>him,
>>> >> >and he kept answering the same answer of "I'll tell you
>>>later." Finally
>>> >>the
>>> >> >girl got fed up.
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Girl: I'm tired of this! Tell me why you don't like
>>>me!
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Boy: Do you really wanna know why?
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Girl: Yes!
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Boy: It's because you're ugly as fuck! What's the point of
>>>going out
>>> >>with
>>> >> >someone when they're not pretty?!
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Girl: But... I...
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Boy: Just shut up and leave me alone!
>>> >> >
>>> >> >The boy leaves and
>>> >>the girl is sitting there alone, crying her heart out.
>>> >> >Then her cell phone rings.
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Girl: Hello?
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Mom: Sweetheart? I want you to go home, ok? I'll be home from
>>>work in a
>>> >>few
>>> >> >hours.
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Girl: Alright Mom.
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Mom: I love you.
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Girl: I
>>>love you too, Mom.
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Mom: Bye Bye.
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Girl: Bye
>>> >> >
>>> >> >The girl heads home and once she got there, she went in the
>>>bathroom and
>>> >> >looked at herself in the mirror.
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Girl: I'm not pretty enough...
>>> >> >
>>> >> >She set to work, knowing fully well what she was going to do.
>>>2 hours
>>> >>later,
>>> >> >her Mom came home and heard the bath water running. She went
>>>upstairs to
>>> >> >find the hallway flooded so she knocked on the door.
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Mom: Honey? Are you alright?
>>> >> >
>>> >> >She opened the door and was shocked at the site.
>>> >>The bath was overflowing
>>> >> >onto the floor, and the water was tinted red. She walked over
>>>to see
>>>
>>> >>what
>>> >> >was inside and screamed. There, her little girl was lying
>>>with cuts all
>>> >>over
>>> >> >her face and wrists. Her Mom backed away and was going to run
>>>to call
>>> >>the
>>> >> >police when something caught her eye. On the mirror, am I
>>>pretty enough
>>> >>now?
>>> >> >
>>> >> >No one deserves to be told that by someone they love. If you
>>>find it
>>> >>messed
>>> >> >up then forward this to everyone you know.
>>> >> >
>>> >> >A person's appearance doesn't count. What counts is their
>>>heart inside
>>> >>of
>>> >> >them and their personality. No one wants to be told they're
>>>not good
>>> >> >enough...
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Repost this in 5 Min or something bad will happen 2 U
>>>tomorrow
>>> >> >saying-
>>> >> >
>>> >> >"Am I
>>>Pretty Enough Now?"if ur a girl.
>>> >> >
>>> >> >If you're a guy repost as "No one deserves
>>> >>this."
Friday, January 26, 2007
Tension
The moment you are in TENSION
You will lose your ATTENTION
Then you are in total CONFUSION
And you'll feel IRRITATION
This may spoil your personal RELATIONS
Untimately, you won't get COOPERATION
And get things into COMPLICATION
Then you may raise CAUTION.
And you have to take MEDICATION
Why not try understanding the SITUATION
And try to think about the SOLUTION
Many problems will be solved by DISCUSSION
Which will work out better in your PROFESSION
Don't think this is a free SUGGESTION
It is only for your PREVENTION
If you understand my INTENTION
You'll never come again into TENSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You will lose your ATTENTION
Then you are in total CONFUSION
And you'll feel IRRITATION
This may spoil your personal RELATIONS
Untimately, you won't get COOPERATION
And get things into COMPLICATION
Then you may raise CAUTION.
And you have to take MEDICATION
Why not try understanding the SITUATION
And try to think about the SOLUTION
Many problems will be solved by DISCUSSION
Which will work out better in your PROFESSION
Don't think this is a free SUGGESTION
It is only for your PREVENTION
If you understand my INTENTION
You'll never come again into TENSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JOKES OF THE DAY
Dear Mr Bill Gates,
This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a
computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring
to your notice.
1.After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and
whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only
****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed
appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We checked
with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem
in keyboard. Because of this we open the e-mail account with password
*****. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the
password is.
**13 signs of falling in love***
**13 signs of falling in love***
13. When your on the phone with them late at night and they hang up...but
you miss them already when it was just two minutes ago
12. You read their texts over and over again...
11. You walk really slow when you're with them...
10. You feel shy whenever you're with them...
9. When you think about them, your heart beats faster and faster...
8. You smile when you hear their voice...
7. When you look at them, you can't see the other people around
you... all you see is him/her...
6. You start listening to slow songs, while thinking of them...
5. They become ALL you think about...
4. You get high just from their scent...
3. You realize that you're always smiling to yourself when you think
about them...
2. You would do anything for them...
1. While reading this, there was one person on your mind the whole
time.....
13. When your on the phone with them late at night and they hang up...but
you miss them already when it was just two minutes ago
12. You read their texts over and over again...
11. You walk really slow when you're with them...
10. You feel shy whenever you're with them...
9. When you think about them, your heart beats faster and faster...
8. You smile when you hear their voice...
7. When you look at them, you can't see the other people around
you... all you see is him/her...
6. You start listening to slow songs, while thinking of them...
5. They become ALL you think about...
4. You get high just from their scent...
3. You realize that you're always smiling to yourself when you think
about them...
2. You would do anything for them...
1. While reading this, there was one person on your mind the whole
time.....
An incident took place in Pune
An incident took place in Pune - a young girl was raped by a man posing as a plain clothes officer; he asked her to come to the police station when she and her male friend didn't have a driver's license to show. He sent the boy off to get his license and asked the girl to accompany him to the police station. Took her instead to an isolated area where the horrendous crime was committed.
The law [which most are not aware of] clearly states that between 6 pm and 6 am, a woman has the right to REFUSE to go to the Police Station, even if an arrest warrant has been issued against her. It is a procedural issue that a woman can be arrested between 6 pm and 6 am, ONLY if she is arrested by a woman officer and taken to an ALL WOMEN police station. And if she is arrested by a male officer, it has to be proven that a woman officer was on duty at the time of arrest.
Please fwd this to as many girls you know.. Also to boys.. coz this can help them protect their wives, sisters and mothers. It is good for us to know our rights. To what extent it comes of use remains to be seen in any situation. But as they say, knowledge is power.
I did not know this and am sure some of us don't ? please be informed...
The law [which most are not aware of] clearly states that between 6 pm and 6 am, a woman has the right to REFUSE to go to the Police Station, even if an arrest warrant has been issued against her. It is a procedural issue that a woman can be arrested between 6 pm and 6 am, ONLY if she is arrested by a woman officer and taken to an ALL WOMEN police station. And if she is arrested by a male officer, it has to be proven that a woman officer was on duty at the time of arrest.
Please fwd this to as many girls you know.. Also to boys.. coz this can help them protect their wives, sisters and mothers. It is good for us to know our rights. To what extent it comes of use remains to be seen in any situation. But as they say, knowledge is power.
I did not know this and am sure some of us don't ? please be informed...
Happy Republic Day
hey........
Wishing you
Happy Republic Day
Salute to our great soldiers who sacrificed their life and who are at border involved in our nation’s safety
Don’t forget we sleep because they are wake and taking care of our nation
May India keep shining in every field
Proud to be an Indian
Vande Mataram
Jai hind
Wishing you
Happy Republic Day
Salute to our great soldiers who sacrificed their life and who are at border involved in our nation’s safety
Don’t forget we sleep because they are wake and taking care of our nation
May India keep shining in every field
Proud to be an Indian
Vande Mataram
Jai hind
Koi to hota?
Koi to hota?
Jo meri khwaish main uth kar raaton ko khoob rota
Dukhon ki chadar lapait kar hajoom duniya say door hota
Main rooth jaata manata mujh ko kay chahe mera kasoor hota
Koi to hota?
Jo mujh ko dil ka karar kehta
Ragoo ka apni fishar kehta
Udaas mosam main tazgi ki biyar ban kar
Jo meri bahoon ko arzoo ka diyar kehta
Koi to hota?
Dua say apni jo dukh bhi meray samait leta
Woh iss jahan say ghamon ka meray hisab leta
Woh sari duniya ki rafaqaton kay tamam rishtay
Koi to hota?
Main jis kay itna qareeb hota
Na paas koi raqeeb hota
Main tanha uss ka habbib hota
Yeh silsila bhi ajeeb hota
Koi to hota?
KÄħH
Koi to hota?
Jo meri khwaish main uth kar raaton ko khoob rota
Dukhon ki chadar lapait kar hajoom duniya say door hota
Main rooth jaata manata mujh ko kay chahe mera kasoor hota
Koi to hota?
Jo mujh ko dil ka karar kehta
Ragoo ka apni fishar kehta
Udaas mosam main tazgi ki biyar ban kar
Jo meri bahoon ko arzoo ka diyar kehta
Koi to hota?
Dua say apni jo dukh bhi meray samait leta
Woh iss jahan say ghamon ka meray hisab leta
Woh sari duniya ki rafaqaton kay tamam rishtay
Koi to hota?
Main jis kay itna qareeb hota
Na paas koi raqeeb hota
Main tanha uss ka habbib hota
Yeh silsila bhi ajeeb hota
Koi to hota?
KÄħH
Koi to hota?
Wednesday, January 24, 2007
To: YOU
Date: TODAY
From: THE BOSS
Subject: YOURSELF
Reference: LIFE
I am GOD.
Today I will be handling all of your problems. Please remember that I
do not need your help.
If life happens to deliver a situation to you that you cannot handle,
do not attempt to resolve it. Kindly put it in the SFGTD (something for
God to do) box. It will be addressed in My time, not yours. Once the
matter is placed into the box, do not hold on to it.
-Should you find yourself stuck in traffic, don't despair. There are
people in this world for whom driving is an unheard of privilege.
-Should you have a bad day at work, think of the man who has been out
of work for years.
-Should you despair over a relationship gone bad, think of the person
who has never known what it's like to love and be loved in return.
-Should you grieve the passing of another weekend, think of the woman
in dire straits, working twelve hours a day, seven days a week to feed
her children.
-Should your car break down, leaving you miles away from assistance,
think of the paraplegic who would love the opportunity to take that walk.
-Should you notice a new gray hair in the mirror, think of the cancer
patient in chemo who wishes she had hair to examine.
-Should you find yourself at a loss and pondering what life is all
about, asking "what is my purpose?", be thankful. There are those who
didn't live long enough to get the opportunity.
-Should you find yourself the victim of other people's bitterness,
ignorance, smallness, or insecurities, remember, things could be worse. You
could be them!!!!
-Should you decide to send this to a friend, you might brighten
someone's day!
Sincerely,
GOD
Date: TODAY
From: THE BOSS
Subject: YOURSELF
Reference: LIFE
I am GOD.
Today I will be handling all of your problems. Please remember that I
do not need your help.
If life happens to deliver a situation to you that you cannot handle,
do not attempt to resolve it. Kindly put it in the SFGTD (something for
God to do) box. It will be addressed in My time, not yours. Once the
matter is placed into the box, do not hold on to it.
-Should you find yourself stuck in traffic, don't despair. There are
people in this world for whom driving is an unheard of privilege.
-Should you have a bad day at work, think of the man who has been out
of work for years.
-Should you despair over a relationship gone bad, think of the person
who has never known what it's like to love and be loved in return.
-Should you grieve the passing of another weekend, think of the woman
in dire straits, working twelve hours a day, seven days a week to feed
her children.
-Should your car break down, leaving you miles away from assistance,
think of the paraplegic who would love the opportunity to take that walk.
-Should you notice a new gray hair in the mirror, think of the cancer
patient in chemo who wishes she had hair to examine.
-Should you find yourself at a loss and pondering what life is all
about, asking "what is my purpose?", be thankful. There are those who
didn't live long enough to get the opportunity.
-Should you find yourself the victim of other people's bitterness,
ignorance, smallness, or insecurities, remember, things could be worse. You
could be them!!!!
-Should you decide to send this to a friend, you might brighten
someone's day!
Sincerely,
GOD
innovation!
During the heat of the space race in the 1960s, the U.S. National Aeronautics and Space Administration decided it needed a ball point pen to write with in the zero gravity confines of its space capsules. After considerable research and development, the Astronaut Pen was developed at a cost of about US $1 million. The pen worked and also enjoyed some modest success as a novelty item back here on earth.
The Soviet Union, faced with the same problem, used a pencil.
The Soviet Union, faced with the same problem, used a pencil.
Let's say it's 6.15p m and you're going home (alone of
course), after an unusually hard day on the job.
You're really tired, upset and frustrated.
Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your
chest that starts to adiate out into your arm and up
into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the
hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don't
know if you'll be able to make it that far. You have
been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the
course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself.
HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE
Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart
attack, without help,the person whose heart is beating
improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only
about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.
However,these victims can help themselves by coughing
repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should
be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep
and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep
inside the chest.
A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two
seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until
the heart is felt to be beating normally again.
Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing
movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood
circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also
helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart
attack victims can get to a hospital. Tell as many
other people as possible about this. It could save
their lives!!
A cardiologist says If everyone who gets this mail
sends it to 10 people, you can bet that we'll save at
least one life.
Rather sending jokes pls contribute by forwarding this mail
whichcansave a person's life....
BE A FRIEND AND PLEASE FORWARD THIS.
course), after an unusually hard day on the job.
You're really tired, upset and frustrated.
Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your
chest that starts to adiate out into your arm and up
into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the
hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don't
know if you'll be able to make it that far. You have
been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the
course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself.
HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE
Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart
attack, without help,the person whose heart is beating
improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only
about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.
However,these victims can help themselves by coughing
repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should
be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep
and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep
inside the chest.
A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two
seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until
the heart is felt to be beating normally again.
Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing
movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood
circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also
helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart
attack victims can get to a hospital. Tell as many
other people as possible about this. It could save
their lives!!
A cardiologist says If everyone who gets this mail
sends it to 10 people, you can bet that we'll save at
least one life.
Rather sending jokes pls contribute by forwarding this mail
whichcansave a person's life....
BE A FRIEND AND PLEASE FORWARD THIS.
MY LOVE
MY LOVE IS A BRIGHT ANGEL
IT INTRODUCES 2 THE SWEETNESS OF LIFE
IT GIVE REASONS 2 LIVE
'COZ OF WHICH I WAS ABLE 2 SURVIVE
MY LOVE IS 4M THE FREE SPIRITS
WHEN IN TOUGH TIMES,HARD THEY BECOME
THEY DON'T BREAK DOWN
WHATEVER POSSIBILITIES MAY COME
MY LOVE HAS BEEN A SLAVE 4 U
IT'S WITH U,STILL BEING IGNORED
U MAY THROW IT OUTA UR HEART
IN MINE 4EVER IT'LL BE STORED
MY LOVE IS A PATIENT CRIMINAL
STILL WAITING,IT KILLED SO MANY UNFAITHFUL THOUGHTS
AND IT WILL WAIT 4 U
EVEN WHEN IN THE VEINS MY BLOOD CLOTS..............
IT INTRODUCES 2 THE SWEETNESS OF LIFE
IT GIVE REASONS 2 LIVE
'COZ OF WHICH I WAS ABLE 2 SURVIVE
MY LOVE IS 4M THE FREE SPIRITS
WHEN IN TOUGH TIMES,HARD THEY BECOME
THEY DON'T BREAK DOWN
WHATEVER POSSIBILITIES MAY COME
MY LOVE HAS BEEN A SLAVE 4 U
IT'S WITH U,STILL BEING IGNORED
U MAY THROW IT OUTA UR HEART
IN MINE 4EVER IT'LL BE STORED
MY LOVE IS A PATIENT CRIMINAL
STILL WAITING,IT KILLED SO MANY UNFAITHFUL THOUGHTS
AND IT WILL WAIT 4 U
EVEN WHEN IN THE VEINS MY BLOOD CLOTS..............
Monday, January 22, 2007
Boy & Girl
A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty.
> > > >>
> > > >>He said...no.
> > > >>
> > > >>She asked him if he would want to be with her
> > forever.
> > > >>
> > > >>And he said no.
> > > >>
> > > >>She then asked him if she were to leave would he
> > cry.
> > > >>
> > > >>And once again he replied with a no.
> > > >>
> > > >>She had heard enough.
> > > >>
> > > >>As she walked away, tears streaming down her
> > face,
> > > >>the boy grabbed her arm and said,
> > > >>
> > > >>"You're not pretty - you're beautiful.
> > > >>I don't want to be with you forever - I NEED to
> > be with you
> > > >>forever.
> > > >>And I wouldn't cry if you walked away - I'd
> > die."
> > > >>
> > > >>WASN'T THAT A SWEET THOUGHT!
> > > >>
> > > >>SO NOW I WILL SAY:
> > > >>
> > > >>I like you because of who you are to me - a true
> > friend.
> > > >>And if I don't get this back I'll take the hint.
> > > >>
> > > >>Tonight at midnight your true love will realize
> > they like
> > >you.
> > > >>
> > > >>Something good will happen to you at 1:00-4:00
> > pm tomorrow.
> > >It
> > > >>could be
> > > >>anywhere - AOL, Yahoo, outside of school,
> > anywhere. Get
> > >ready
> > > >>for the
> > > >>biggest shock of your life. Also if you break
> > this chain
> > > >letter
> > > >>you will be
> > > >>cursed with 10 relationship problems for the
> > next ten years.
> > > >>
> > > >>If you send it to 15 people in 15 min you're
> > safe!
> > > >>
> > > >>Remember:
> > > >>
> > > >>"A good friend will come bail you out of jail,
> > but a true
> > > >>friend will be sitting next to you saying, "WE
> > screwed up!"
> > > >>
> > > >>Proud to be your Friend!
> > > >>
> > > >>Make sure you read all the way down to the last
> > sentence,
> > >and
> > > >>don't skip ahead.
> > > >>
> > > >>I've learned....
> > > >>That life is like a roll of toilet paper. The
> > closer it gets
> > > >to
> > > >>the end, the faster it goes.
> > > >>
> > > >>I've learned....
> > > >>That we should be glad God doesn't give us
> > everything we ask
> > > >>for.
> > > >>
> > > >>I've learned....
> > > >>That money doesn't buy class.
> > > >>
> > > >>I've learned....
> > > >>That it's those small daily happenings that make
> > life so
> > > >>spectacular.
> > > >>
> > > >>I've learned...
> > > >>That under everyone's hard shell is someone who
> > wants to be
> > > >>appreciated and loved.
> > > >>
> > > >>I've learned....
> > > >>That the Lord didn't do it all in one day. What
> > makes me
> > >think
> > > >I
> > > >>can?
> > > >>
> > > >>I've learned....
> > > >>That to ignore the facts does not change the
> > facts.
> > > >>
> > > >>I've learned....
> > > >>That when you plan to get even with someone, you
> > are only
> > > >>letting
> > > >>that person continue to hurt you.
> > > >>
> > > >>I've learned...
> > > >>That love, not time, heals all wounds.
> > > >>
> > > >>I've learned...
> > > >>That the easiest way for me to grow as a person
> > is to
> > >surround
> > > >>myself with people smarter than I am.
> > > >>
> > > >>I've learned....
> > > >>That everyone you meet deserves to be greeted
> > with a smile.
> > > >>
> > > >>I've learned.
> > > >>That there's nothing sweeter than sleeping with
> > your babies
> > > >and
> > > >>feeling their breath on your cheeks.
> > > >>
> > > >>I've learned...
> > > >>That no one is perfect until you fall in love
> > with them.
> > > >>
> > > >>I've learned....
> > > >>That life is tough, but I'm tougher.
> > > >>
> > > >>I've learned...
> > > >>That opportunities are never lost; someone will
> > take the
> > >ones
> > > >>you miss.
> > > >>
> > > >>I've learned....
> > > >>That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will
> > dock
> > > >elsewhere.
> > > >>
> > > >>I've learned...
> > > >>That I wish I could have told those I cared
> > about that I
> > >love
> > > >>them
> > > >>one more time before they passed away.
> > > >>
> > > >>I've learned....
> > > >>That one should keep his words both soft and
> > tender, because
> > > >>tomorrow he may have to eat them.
> > > >>
> > > >>I've learned....
> > > >>That a smile is an inexpensive way to improve
> > your looks.
> > > >>
> > > >>I've learned....
> > > >>That I can't choose how I feel, but I can choose
> > what I do
> > > >about
> > > >>it.
> > > >>
> > > >>I've learned...
> > > >>That when your newly born child holds your
> > little finger in
> > > >his
> > > >>little fist, that you're hooked for life.
> > > >>
> > > >>I've learned....
> > > >>That everyone wants to live on top of the
> > mountain, but all
> > > >the
> > > >>happiness and growth occurs while you're
> > climbing it.
> > > >>
> > > >>I've learned ..
> > > >>That it is best to give advice in only two
> > circumstances;
> > >when
> > > >>it
> > > >>is requested and when it is a life threatening
> > situation.
> > > >>
> > > >>I've learned....
> > > >>That the less time I have to work with, the more
> > things I
> > >get
> > > >>done.
> > > >>
> > > >>To all of you .. Make sure you read all the way
> > down to the
> > > >last
> > > >>sentence.
> > > >>
> > > >>It's National Friendship Week. Show your friends
> > how much
> > >you
> > > >>care.
> > > >>Send this to everyone you consider a FRIEND,
> > even if it
> > >means
> > > >>sending
> > > >>it back to the person who sent it to you. If it
> > comes back
> > >to
> > > >>you, then
> > > >>you'll know you have a circle of friends.
> > > >>
> > > >>HAPPY FRIENDSHIP WEEK TO YOU!!!!!!
> > > >>
> > > >>YOU ARE MY FRIEND AND I AM HONORED
> > > >>
> > > >>He said...no.
> > > >>
> > > >>She asked him if he would want to be with her
> > forever.
> > > >>
> > > >>And he said no.
> > > >>
> > > >>She then asked him if she were to leave would he
> > cry.
> > > >>
> > > >>And once again he replied with a no.
> > > >>
> > > >>She had heard enough.
> > > >>
> > > >>As she walked away, tears streaming down her
> > face,
> > > >>the boy grabbed her arm and said,
> > > >>
> > > >>"You're not pretty - you're beautiful.
> > > >>I don't want to be with you forever - I NEED to
> > be with you
> > > >>forever.
> > > >>And I wouldn't cry if you walked away - I'd
> > die."
> > > >>
> > > >>WASN'T THAT A SWEET THOUGHT!
> > > >>
> > > >>SO NOW I WILL SAY:
> > > >>
> > > >>I like you because of who you are to me - a true
> > friend.
> > > >>And if I don't get this back I'll take the hint.
> > > >>
> > > >>Tonight at midnight your true love will realize
> > they like
> > >you.
> > > >>
> > > >>Something good will happen to you at 1:00-4:00
> > pm tomorrow.
> > >It
> > > >>could be
> > > >>anywhere - AOL, Yahoo, outside of school,
> > anywhere. Get
> > >ready
> > > >>for the
> > > >>biggest shock of your life. Also if you break
> > this chain
> > > >letter
> > > >>you will be
> > > >>cursed with 10 relationship problems for the
> > next ten years.
> > > >>
> > > >>If you send it to 15 people in 15 min you're
> > safe!
> > > >>
> > > >>Remember:
> > > >>
> > > >>"A good friend will come bail you out of jail,
> > but a true
> > > >>friend will be sitting next to you saying, "WE
> > screwed up!"
> > > >>
> > > >>Proud to be your Friend!
> > > >>
> > > >>Make sure you read all the way down to the last
> > sentence,
> > >and
> > > >>don't skip ahead.
> > > >>
> > > >>I've learned....
> > > >>That life is like a roll of toilet paper. The
> > closer it gets
> > > >to
> > > >>the end, the faster it goes.
> > > >>
> > > >>I've learned....
> > > >>That we should be glad God doesn't give us
> > everything we ask
> > > >>for.
> > > >>
> > > >>I've learned....
> > > >>That money doesn't buy class.
> > > >>
> > > >>I've learned....
> > > >>That it's those small daily happenings that make
> > life so
> > > >>spectacular.
> > > >>
> > > >>I've learned...
> > > >>That under everyone's hard shell is someone who
> > wants to be
> > > >>appreciated and loved.
> > > >>
> > > >>I've learned....
> > > >>That the Lord didn't do it all in one day. What
> > makes me
> > >think
> > > >I
> > > >>can?
> > > >>
> > > >>I've learned....
> > > >>That to ignore the facts does not change the
> > facts.
> > > >>
> > > >>I've learned....
> > > >>That when you plan to get even with someone, you
> > are only
> > > >>letting
> > > >>that person continue to hurt you.
> > > >>
> > > >>I've learned...
> > > >>That love, not time, heals all wounds.
> > > >>
> > > >>I've learned...
> > > >>That the easiest way for me to grow as a person
> > is to
> > >surround
> > > >>myself with people smarter than I am.
> > > >>
> > > >>I've learned....
> > > >>That everyone you meet deserves to be greeted
> > with a smile.
> > > >>
> > > >>I've learned.
> > > >>That there's nothing sweeter than sleeping with
> > your babies
> > > >and
> > > >>feeling their breath on your cheeks.
> > > >>
> > > >>I've learned...
> > > >>That no one is perfect until you fall in love
> > with them.
> > > >>
> > > >>I've learned....
> > > >>That life is tough, but I'm tougher.
> > > >>
> > > >>I've learned...
> > > >>That opportunities are never lost; someone will
> > take the
> > >ones
> > > >>you miss.
> > > >>
> > > >>I've learned....
> > > >>That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will
> > dock
> > > >elsewhere.
> > > >>
> > > >>I've learned...
> > > >>That I wish I could have told those I cared
> > about that I
> > >love
> > > >>them
> > > >>one more time before they passed away.
> > > >>
> > > >>I've learned....
> > > >>That one should keep his words both soft and
> > tender, because
> > > >>tomorrow he may have to eat them.
> > > >>
> > > >>I've learned....
> > > >>That a smile is an inexpensive way to improve
> > your looks.
> > > >>
> > > >>I've learned....
> > > >>That I can't choose how I feel, but I can choose
> > what I do
> > > >about
> > > >>it.
> > > >>
> > > >>I've learned...
> > > >>That when your newly born child holds your
> > little finger in
> > > >his
> > > >>little fist, that you're hooked for life.
> > > >>
> > > >>I've learned....
> > > >>That everyone wants to live on top of the
> > mountain, but all
> > > >the
> > > >>happiness and growth occurs while you're
> > climbing it.
> > > >>
> > > >>I've learned ..
> > > >>That it is best to give advice in only two
> > circumstances;
> > >when
> > > >>it
> > > >>is requested and when it is a life threatening
> > situation.
> > > >>
> > > >>I've learned....
> > > >>That the less time I have to work with, the more
> > things I
> > >get
> > > >>done.
> > > >>
> > > >>To all of you .. Make sure you read all the way
> > down to the
> > > >last
> > > >>sentence.
> > > >>
> > > >>It's National Friendship Week. Show your friends
> > how much
> > >you
> > > >>care.
> > > >>Send this to everyone you consider a FRIEND,
> > even if it
> > >means
> > > >>sending
> > > >>it back to the person who sent it to you. If it
> > comes back
> > >to
> > > >>you, then
> > > >>you'll know you have a circle of friends.
> > > >>
> > > >>HAPPY FRIENDSHIP WEEK TO YOU!!!!!!
> > > >>
> > > >>YOU ARE MY FRIEND AND I AM HONORED
Story from IIM
A Professor at one of the IIM's ( INDIA )
was explaining marketing concepts to
the Students:-
1 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's
Direct Marketing
2 You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says:
"He's very rich. Marry him." - That's
Advertising
3 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her
telephone number. The next day, you call and say:
"Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." - That's
Telemarketing
4 You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and
straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:
By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" -
That's Public Relations
5 You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and
says:
You are very rich! Can you marry ! me?" -
That's B rand Recognition
6 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
- That's Customer Feedback
7 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her
husband.
- That's demand and supply gap
8 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?"
and she goes with him - That's competition eating into your
market share
9 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before
you say:
"I'm rich, Marry me!" &your wife arrives. -
That's restriction for entering new markets
was explaining marketing concepts to
the Students:-
1 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's
Direct Marketing
2 You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says:
"He's very rich. Marry him." - That's
Advertising
3 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her
telephone number. The next day, you call and say:
"Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." - That's
Telemarketing
4 You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and
straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:
By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" -
That's Public Relations
5 You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and
says:
You are very rich! Can you marry ! me?" -
That's B rand Recognition
6 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
- That's Customer Feedback
7 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her
husband.
- That's demand and supply gap
8 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?"
and she goes with him - That's competition eating into your
market share
9 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before
you say:
"I'm rich, Marry me!" &your wife arrives. -
That's restriction for entering new markets
COMIC STORY 1
Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively
Mischievous . They are always getting into trouble and
Their parents know all about it. If any mischief
Occurs in their town, the two boys are probably
Involved.
The boys' mother heard that a preacher in
Town had been successful in disciplining children, so
She asked if he would speak with her boys.
The
Preacher agreed, but he asked to see them
Individually.
So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the
Morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the
Afternoon.
The preacher, a huge man with a booming
Voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him
Sternly,
" Do you know where God is, son?" The boy's mouth
Dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there
Wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.
So the preacher repeated the question in an even
Sterner tone, " Where is God?!"
Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher
Raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the
Boy's' face and bellowed,
" Where is God?!"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran
Directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the
Door behind him.
When his older brother found him in the closet, he
Asked, " what happened?" The younger brother, gasping
For breath, replied, " We are in BIG trouble this time."
GOD is missing, and they think we did it! ……… !
Mischievous . They are always getting into trouble and
Their parents know all about it. If any mischief
Occurs in their town, the two boys are probably
Involved.
The boys' mother heard that a preacher in
Town had been successful in disciplining children, so
She asked if he would speak with her boys.
The
Preacher agreed, but he asked to see them
Individually.
So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the
Morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the
Afternoon.
The preacher, a huge man with a booming
Voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him
Sternly,
" Do you know where God is, son?" The boy's mouth
Dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there
Wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.
So the preacher repeated the question in an even
Sterner tone, " Where is God?!"
Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher
Raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the
Boy's' face and bellowed,
" Where is God?!"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran
Directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the
Door behind him.
When his older brother found him in the closet, he
Asked, " what happened?" The younger brother, gasping
For breath, replied, " We are in BIG trouble this time."
GOD is missing, and they think we did it! ……… !
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