Friday, March 02, 2007

Signs of a Sardar

1) You should be sure the person is Sardar when,

2) He puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to
makeup his mind.

3) Gets stabbed in a shoot-out.

4) Sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.

5) Tries to drown a fish in waters.

6) Thinks socialism means partying.

7) Trips over a cordless phone.

8) Takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.

9) At the bottom of the application where it says
"Sign Here" he puts "Sagittarius."

10)Studies for a blood test and fails. sells the car
for gas money.

11)Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.

12)Drives to the airport and sees a sign that said,
"Airport left", he turns around and goes home.

13)Gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor.

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