SAMPLE OF A MODERN LOVE LETTER

SAMPLE OF A MODERN LOVE LETTER

Dearest Samantha,

I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since
Tuesday, the 17th of August 2001.

With reference to the meeting held between us on the 17th of August
2001 at 1500 hours, I would like to present myself as a prospective
lover.
Our love affair would be on probation for a period of no less than
three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.

Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous
relationship training and relationship appraisal schemes leading up to
promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and
entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later,
based on
your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses.
However
I am broad-minded enough, to be taken care of, on your expense
account.

I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this
letter, failing which, this offer would be canceled without further
notice
and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could
forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this
offer.

Thanking you in anticipation.

Yours sincerely, Max



MODERN REPLY TO MODERN LOVE LETTER

Dear Max,

Please refer to your letter dated today. I am pleased to inform you
that I hope to accept your proposal for romance.

However, you should be informed that there are certain conditions of
acceptance. Promotional prospects are to my satisfaction. However,
please
enlighten me as to your retirement benefits. Gratuity should be
generous.

I also need to be assured that there is sufficient security with
regards to this commitment. If there is any chance at all of
retrenchment or
consequent disinterest on your part, then I should receive monetary
compensation according to union standards.

Due to the nature of my position, I am sure you will agree that an
expense account should be arranged for my access in light of the 'VIP'.
I
shall be entertaining. In addition, housing and transport allowances
should be in order and nothing less than a Jaguar is in order.

Please also note that there should be no moonlighting restrictions
placed on myself. If you are still interested in the relationship,
please
reply on an urgent basis as other prospective lovers have sent
indications of interest.

Please also note that my sister is happily employed.

Yours perhaps, Samantha!