Orkuters is started for for the Orkut Scraps & Messages and for the Website Reviews & critiques. It contained the Orkut glitters and greetings like the Vishu scraps & greetings,orkut tricks, Orkut photos, images of Orkut, reviews of different sites, etc. It provides the latest and important informations about the Orkut.
Monday, December 24, 2007
Texas Holdem Strategy
Monday, December 17, 2007
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Tuesday, August 21, 2007
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Friday, July 27, 2007
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Friday, July 20, 2007
Movie Viewing Dilemma
It doesn't have to be this way though. I've found the ultimate answer. Next time, before you head out to the cinema, head over to The Critical Critics. The movie reviews here are brutally honest and fun. They're told from a movie viewers vantage point, just like one you or I would have. It's certainly refreshing to see someone looking out for the little guy.
So going forward, if you don't want to be letdown by another Hollywood "blockbuster" seek the opinions of The Critical Critics. What they say will undoubtedly save you a night of aggravation. Not only that, it'll save you a chunk of change. Remember, the power is in your hands. Wield it wisely.
About payday Loans
What are other things that you ought to know about payday loans? For one thing, the amount that you can borrow varies from lender to lender. Have you ever tried doing a search on MSN, Yahoo, or Google for payday loans? You will be amazed at the number of results that you will get. In any case, there is a range for the amount that they lend – from £80 to £800, sometimes more. I don’t know about you, but that amount is usually enough to deal with a temporary shortage of cash in between pay days.
I was thinking, though. Ok, so I got a online cash loan to deal with this specific problem. Of course, I had to pay it off on my next payday. What happened then was that I had to manage with a huge cut off my paycheck. That was necessary, if I was to pay off the payday loan but it made me realize that loans cannot be the answer to everything. They do help in certain times but the key to financial soundness is wise spending and saving - at least, in my experience.
FastAlerts - The Ultimate Online Communication Tool
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MOBUNIVERSE- The Mobile Portal- for mobile softwares and mobile themes
If you have a Nokia phone there are a lot of customizations and modifications you can do to your phone. Nokia is trying to do changes on your phone as easy as possible for the user and they have succeeded in this task. It can however sometimes be hard to find the things that you want for your phone and this is where sites specialized in Nokia mobiles customizations comes in. Things like mobile ring tones are available everywhere but the amount of ring tones can sometimes make it hard to find the ringtone you want. Our site has a lot of information for Nokia owners are Mobuniverse. Not only do we have everything you want for your Nokia hone, including mobile themes, but we also have a lot of mobile reviews about different phones. As most Nokia phones are based on the symbian softwares you will also find a lot of useful stuff for phones using Symbian. If that was not enough they also have different ring tones available for your phone and they are organized in a way that make sit easy for you to find the ring tone you are looking for.
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iPhone
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Tuesday, July 10, 2007
WARNING!!!!!!
Kolkata: Orkutting may be the in-thing today, but the nightmare is fast catching up with complaints of harassment, sleaze and twisted psyche.
For three girls it has already turned a nightmare. Talking to UNI, Kolkata Deputy Commissioner Detective Department Gyanwant Singh said: "The city police have probed at least three complaints the last of them from Bilaspur (Madhya Pradesh) where jilted lovers and spurned friends had turned to Orkut.com with vengeance, creating obscene profiles and lewd albums, making life a living hell for the victims."
The three complaints, two of which were made by Kolkata-based girls and one from Madhya Pradesh, were received in a space of 90 days and in all three cases, it has been found that their tormentors were known to them.
"They were let off with a stern warning. We explained to them that these acts were punishable both under the Information Technology Act and the Indian Penal Code. If slapped with cases, either their careers will be ruined or they might land up in jail. They are young people who claimed to have done this in momentary madness," Singh said.
For the victims, however, this hasn't been easy. A 23-year-old Bengali girl now doing her postgraduation in Bilaspur (Madhya Pradesh) was quite depressed after her long relationship with her boyfriend fell apart.
They had called off their engagement. While the girl was trying her best to come to terms with reality, this youth was plotting revenge.
And he did this by turning to Orkut. After creating a new profile of the girl with all possible details, the spurned lover put up obscene photographs in her album and wrote lewed innuendoes in her testimonials.
The result was that the girl was flooded with obscene calls.
Saswati Chatterjee, an MBA student, says: "I did not put up my photo on Orkut as I had heard about the trouble girls are facing with their images being used for sleaze and porno stuff. It's best to stay out of such troubles."
While girls are becoming more aware, some still leave phone numbers on their scraps. Suhani Chaudhuri said: ''I didn't start with my photo after hearing all this."
Singh said: "Most people don't realise that from the point they log on to net, to the time they enter data and send it, it's being logged. If only one cared to look in the address bar in the top, would they realise they are leaving behind a trail of everything they do. All we had to do is ask the service provider (in this case Google) for the details. They responded (in all these three cases) very fast."
"Now if you log on to Orkut, these cautionary notes flash constantly at the top of your screen. One can even report its misuse to the service provider directly," he said.
The Deputy Commissioner added that cyber-rooms are never safe. "They are impersonal. People tend to do things in cyber world that they fail to do in the real life. As long as there is no personal information, it can't harm you."
Nice puzzle - try to crack it ...
Once there was a bus conductor, who was very rude to his passengers.
One day a beautiful young girl, of around 18 years, tried to board
the bus,
but he didn't stop the bus.
Unfortunately the beautiful young girl came under the bus and died
on the spot. Angry passengers took the conductor to the police station, who
in turn took him to the court.
The judge was not at all impressed with him and gave him capital punishment.
He was taken to the electrocution chamber. There was a single chair in the
center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. The
conductor was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to
him. But to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set him
free, and he returned to his profession.
After a few months, this time, a good looking middle aged woman
tried to board the bus but the conductor didn't stop the bus. Unfortunately,
this time also, the good looking middle aged woman came under the bus and
died on the spot.
Again angry passengers took him to the police station, who in turn
took him to the court. The judge took one look at the conductor and gave him
capital punishment. The Bus conductor was taken to the same electrocution
chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room and
a single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the
chair and high voltage current was given to him. This time also to
everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set him free, and he
returned to his profession.
A couple of months later, an elderly gentleman tried to board the
bus. This time the Bus conductor, remembering his earlier experiences,
stopped
the b! us. Unfortunately the elderly gentleman slipped and died due to his
injuries. The conductor was taken to the police station and then to
the court, to the same judge. Though he hadn't done anything wrong, but
considering his past record the judge decided to set an example and
gave him capital punishment. The Bus conductor was again taken to the same
electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the center
of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was
strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. This time
he died instantly !!!!!!!!!!!
The question is why didn't he die on the first two occasions, but died
instantly the third time??
Try to solve it yourselves. This is rather interesting and answer is
perfectly logical. If necessary read d the puzzle once again.
! Still you couldn't, Then see below.........
think hard
common yaar.............
tired....
wanna know the answer????
ok........ there is the Answer............
During the first two times, the conductor was a Bad Conductor,
therefore electricity didn't pass through him. But during the third time, he
was a good conductor, so electricity p assed through him freely and he died
!!!!!!!!
Buhuhuhahahahahaha !!!!!!!! Obviously you gotta revise your science chapter
on Electricity ???
OK, OK....Relax.....No violence please...!!!!!!
Love Day
Today is national I LOVE U DAY if u get this that means u are loved.
Send this to 10 people in the next 143 min and today will be your
best day ever. Tonight at midnight your true love will realize that they
love u. something good will happen to u at 1-4 pm today, it could be
anywhere. Get ready for the biggest shock of ur life, if u break this
chain u will be cursed w/ relationship problems for the next 10 years.
If u get it back ur loved if u have a lot of love for someone... copy
and send this to your whole list... in five min. ur true love will call
or message.....
Monday, July 09, 2007
Bollygossips.com - The review
We are reviewing the bollywood gossips – bollygossips.com which is a website to gain information about the different types of stories and gossips happened in the bollywood.It gives not only the information from the bollywood.It will also give the story from Hollywood,Malayalam film industry,Tamil,Telengu,sports and politics. You can even got the photos of the celebrities from the site. This site has exactly what I was talking about in that it is a personally managed and has the contact information on the homepage along with a picture that shows credibility in my book!
At first glance of the website, it is very clean looking with a white background that makes the header and category sections very visible to viewers. The font size is perfect as the words seem to flow without interruption to the reader. The layout is nice in the fact that some of the different types of services are available in the right side of the header for easy access. All in all, this site gets an A for having the right elements to be considered very user friendly. I believe that this personally managed bollywood site will do very well says me. I wish you great success! END
Monday, July 02, 2007
Taj on 14th place/Few more days back to send the sms for the Taj.
Is IndiaSleeping????
Please read this article from BBC http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi
TAJ AT 14th Position (Only 0.7% Votes)
Hello Every One.................This Message Is For Only True Indians. If You Love Your Country Then
Only Read This Message Further..........
So NowThe News Is That These Days People Around The World Are Voting To Select New 7 (Seven) WondersBecause Of Less Voting By Lazy Indians Our TAJ MAHAL is at 14th Position (Only 0.7% Votes).
TAJ Is Pride Of India . I Want That You Vote For TAJ And Increase The Vote%, So That Our TAJ Get Place In 7 Wonders. If You Have Already Voted
Then Forward This To Your Friends Indian as well as Others Countries. Who Ever Get This Message Arrange 100 Votes In Favour Of TAJ MAHAL.
Make It A MissionWake Up Indians
LAST DATE IS 7th JULY
THREE WAYS TO CAST YOUR VOTE IN FAVOUR OF TAJ
1. SMS: type TAJ and send to 4567
2. BSNL land line: call 125 5545
3. WEB: Log on to http://www.new7wonders.com
Best wishes from www.myseminars.blogspot.com
Friday, June 29, 2007
Meaning of SMOKE
SMOKE rEguLarLy!
Who the Hell said it was BaD for HealtH..
SMOKE mean!
S = SeNd
M = Me
O = One
K = Kool scRap
E = Every day
Think +++++++ve
Son : "I will choose my own bride!"
Father : "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son : "Well, in that case...ok"
Next - Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father : "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates : "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
Father : "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates : "Ah, in that case...ok"
Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father : "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President : "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
Father : "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President : "Ah, in that case...ok"
This is how business is done!!
Moral: Even If you have nothing,You can get Anything. But your attitude
should be positive
Think +++++++ve
100 Angels
40 r sleeping!!
30 r working!!
20 r playing!!
9 r blessing!!
And 1 is reading this message!!
Send this to 10 people ~!~
If u get 1 reply ...u r poor in relation!!
If u get 2...u need some one to support !!
If u get 3..u r average in nature!!
If u get 4 u r friend to many!!
If u get 5 replies someone luvs u!!
If u get 6 some one really wants u beyond love!!
If u get 7 some one is praying GOD to get marry with u!!
If u get 8 u r so mankind!!
If u get 9 u r worthfull having friend like ME!!
And if u get TEN replies ...
I“m worthfull having friend like YOU!!
Orkut Weather Casting in Malayalam
à´…à´Ÿുà´¤്à´¤ à´¦ിവസങളിà´²്
à´¨ിങളുà´Ÿെ à´¨ാà´Ÿ്à´Ÿിà´²്കനത്à´¤
മഴക്à´•ുà´¸ാà´§്യത....
à´ˆ അവസരം നഷ്à´Ÿ à´ª്à´ªെà´Ÿുà´¤്à´¤ാà´¤ിà´°ിà´•്à´•ൂ..............
à´’à´¨്à´¨ു à´•ുà´³ിà´š്à´šുà´•ൂà´Ÿെ......!!!
Funny Orkut Malayalam Scraps
1000 ആന à´µിà´šാà´°ിà´š്à´šാà´²് à´’à´°ു ഉറുംà´¬ിà´¨െ à´•à´Ÿിà´•്à´•ാà´¨് à´•à´´ിà´¯ുà´®ോ ??
Motherboard-à´²് Mother ഉണ്à´Ÿാà´µുà´®ോ?
ഉയരം à´•ുറവാà´£െà´™്à´•ിà´²് High-heels ഇട്à´Ÿു ഉയരം à´•ൂà´Ÿ്à´Ÿാം , പക്à´·െ
ഉയരം à´•ൂà´Ÿുതലാà´£െà´™്à´•ിà´²് Low-Heels ഇട്à´Ÿു ഉയരം à´•ുറക്à´•ാà´¨് പറ്à´±ുà´®ോ??.
Pure 916 "Gold" പണയം à´µെà´¯്à´•്à´•ാം,പക്à´·െ
Filter "Gold" പണയം à´µെà´¯്à´•്à´•ാà´¨് പറ്à´±ുà´®ോ ?
à´šിà´¨്à´¤ിà´•്à´•ൂ .....
Train Ticket à´Žà´Ÿുà´¤്à´¤ു Platform-à´²് ഇരിà´•്à´•ാം, à´Žà´¨്à´¨ാà´²്
Platform ticket à´Žà´Ÿുà´¤്à´¤ു Train-à´²് ഇരിà´•്à´•ാà´¨് പറ്à´±ുà´®ോ??
Tea Cup -à´²് Tea à´•ുà´Ÿിà´•്à´•ാം , à´Žà´¨്à´¨ാà´²്
World Cup -à´²് World à´•ുà´Ÿിà´•്à´•ാà´¨് പറ്à´±ുà´®ോ ??
à´šിà´¨്à´¤ിà´•്à´•ൂ .....
IronBox à´•ൊà´£്à´Ÿു Iron à´šെà´¯്à´¯ാà´¨് പറ്à´±ും, à´Žà´¨്à´¨ാà´²്
PencilBox à´•ൊà´£്à´Ÿു Pencil à´šെà´¯്à´¯ാà´¨് പറ്à´±ുà´®ോ ??
à´œോà´²ി à´¤ീà´°്à´¨്à´¨െà´™്à´•ിà´²് ഇതു à´µാà´¯ിà´š്à´šു à´•ൊà´£്à´Ÿിà´°ിà´•്à´•ാം, à´Žà´¨്à´¨ാà´²്
ഇതു à´µാà´¯ിà´š്à´šു à´•ൊà´£്à´Ÿിà´°ുà´¨്നല് à´œോà´²ി à´¤ീà´°ുà´®ോ ??
à´šിà´¨്à´¤ിà´•്à´•ൂ . .. ..
Vote to TAJ MAHAL for 7 wonders of the world
the earliest & cast your valuable vote to TAJ at
Please inform at least 25 members of your family/friends/biz associates to do so. The Official Declaration of the New 7 Wonders of the World will be in Lisbon, Portugal on July 7, 2007 - 07.07.07 Let India not hang its head in shame on 7.7.07.
Saturday, May 26, 2007
5 mins ur true love will call u!!!!! Just tr
comes on the radio-whose face comes to ur mind first? when u hear ur
phone
ringing who do u hope it is calling? whose name makes ur heart skip a
beat? in the next 60 seconds send this to all the people on ur list and
the person that u are thinkin of will do something special to show how
much they care about u! if i dont get dis back i guess ur not my
friend. If u have alot of love for someone copy and send to ur whole
list in
5 mins ur true love will call u!!!!! Just tr
Young girl shocks her dad.
thebed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy. Then he saw an
envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the pillow. It was
addressed "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and
read the letter with trembling hands:-
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I m writing you, but I m
leaving home.I had to elope with my new boyfriend Randy because I wanted to
avoid a scene with Mom and you. I ve been finding real passion with
Randy and he
is so nice to me. I know when you meet him you ll like him too - even
with all his piercing, tattoos, and motorcycle clothes. But it s not
only the passion Dad, I m pregnant and Randy said that he wants me to have
the kid and that we can be very happy together. Even though Randy is
much older than me (anyway,42 isn tso old these days is it?),and has no
money, really these things shouldn t stand in the way of our
relationship,don t you agree? Randy has a great CD collection; he already owns
a
trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.
It s true he has other girlfriends as well but I know he ll be faithful
to me in his own way. He wants to have many more children with me and
that s now one of my dreams too. Randy taught me that marijuana doesn t
really hurt anyone and he ll be growing it for us and we ll trade it
with our friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the
meantime, we ll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Randy can get
better; he sure deserves it!!
Don t worry Dad, I m 15 years old now and I know how to take care of
myself. Someday I m sure we ll be back to visit so you can get to know
your grandchildren.
Your loving daughter,
At the bottom of the page were the letters "PTO". Hands still
trembling, her father turned the sheet, and read:
PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I m over at the neighbour s house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than
my report card that s in my desk centre drawer. Please sign it and call
when it is safe for me to come home. I love you!!!
something with CON
anywhere on the computer which can be named as "CON".
This is something pretty cool...and unbelievable... At Microsoft the
whole Team, including Bill Gates, couldn't answer why this happened!
So, inform about this to all your friends. TRY IT NOW , IT WILL NOT
CREATE " CON " or "con" FOLDER
Never Lose Ur Value...
He asked, " Who would like this 500 note?" Hands Started going up.
He said, " I am going to give this note to one of you But first let me do this."
He proceeded to crumple the note up.
He then asked, " Who still wants it?" Still the hands were up in the air.
"Well," he replied, " What if I do this?" And he dropped it on the ground
And started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, Now all crumpled and dirty. " Now who still wants it?" Still the hands went into the air. " My friends, you have all learned a very valuable Lesson. No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth $ 500/-.
Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way.
We feel as though we are worthless. But no matter what has happened or
what will Happen, You will never lose your value. You are special don't ever forget it!
Never let yesterday's disappointments overshadow tomorrow's dreams.
wht happens if you marry a girl like...
The Groom approaches the Bride and proposes to
Kiss her. So
Let us see what would be her reaction...
#GIRL FROM DEPT OF PHYSICS:
> Well kissing is relative. You can kiss me with
Respect to me
Or with respect to you. First define how you
Are going to
Kiss.You can kiss me by treating me in the
Same reference frame as
You are or treating me in a different inertial
Frame by producing
Waves of motion through your lips. How do you
Prefer?
The guy faints
#GIRL FROM DEPT OF MATHEMATICS :
> Kissing is fine. You can kiss me provided you
Satisfy the
Following conditions :
> Necessary conditions: You should be close to
Me by a distance
Delta where delta is greater than zerO and the
Limit for delta
Tends to zero and you satisfy the closure
Property.
> Sufficient conditions: You should have lips.
Where the number
Of lips is neither more than two nor less than
Two. You can
Also kiss by defining your hand to be me if
And only if you satisfy
The above conditions.
The guy goes mad.
#GIRL FROM Computer Science:
You want to kiss me. That is fine I assume
> that you know the
Algorithm for that very well. But you have to
Complete the
Process within 56.22 seconds or else
Connection will be timed
Out. To optimize the timing lets do parallel
Processing. As we have to
Discuss about our future and other things, let
Us do the process of
Discussion foreground and why can't you put
The process of Kissing
Background?
The guy applies for divorce .
#GIRL from Electronics Engineering:
> So you would like to kiss me. The process of
Kissing is an age
Old communication process. The information
Content of the
Signal transmitted from one pair of lips to
The other is more if the
Probability of the event (of kissing) is less.
> Hence take
Care. If you want a successful communication
Between us,
You should kiss me less often. If the
Information content is to be
Infinite, you should never kiss me at all!
The guy is found hanging from fan next day.
Monday, May 07, 2007
10 commandments of an Engineering Student
1. Study only during the preparatory leave.
2. ever write thy assignments ur self.
3. Begin writing thy journals only on the morning of submission.
4. Treat all marks above 40 as bonus.
5. Have at least 70 per cent attendance in the canteen.
6. Pass GRACEfully.
7. Always be an OUTstanding student.
8. Give thy attendance without being present...PROXY is a MUST
9. Always sleep n laugh in letcures
10. If thou can't convince them , confuse them.
Story of a Young Man
When he returned, he asked his parents to find him a religious scholar
or any expert who could answer his 3 Questions.
Finally, his parents were able to find a scholar.
Young man: Who are you? Can you answer my questions?
Scholar: I am one of God willing, I will be able to answer your
questions.
Young man: Are you sure? A lot of Professors and experts were not able
to answer my questions.
Scholar: I will try my best, with the help of God .
Young Man: I have 3 questions:
1. Does God exist? If so, show me His shape.
2. What is fate?
3. If Devil was created from the fire, why at the end he will be
thrown
to hell that is also created from fire. It certainly will not hurt him
at
all, since Devil and the hell were created from fire. Did God not
think
of
it this far?
Suddenly, the Scholar slapped the young man's face very hard. Young
Man(feeling pain): Why do you get angry at me?
Scholar: I am not angry. The slap is my answer to your three
questions.
Young Man: I really don't understand.
Scholar: How do you feel after I slapped you?
Young Man: Of course, I felt the pain.
Scholar: So do you believe that pain exists?
Young Man: Yes.
Scholar: Show me the shape of the pain!
Young Man: I cannot.
Scholar: That is my first answer. All of us feel God's existence
without being able to see His shape... Last night, did you dream
that you will be slapped by me?
Young Man: No.
Scholar: Did you ever think that you will get a slap from me, today?
Young Man: No.
Scholar: That is fate my second answer........ My hand that I used to
slap you, what is it created from?
Young Man: It is created from flesh.
Scholar: How about your face, what is it created from?
Young Man: Flesh.
Scholar: How do you feel after I slapped you?
Young Man: In pain.
Scholar: That's it... this is my third answer, Even though Devil and
also
the hell were created from the fire, if God wants,God willing , the
hell
will become a very painful place for devil.
God said: "If you are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of you."
If you are not ashamed, pass this message on...only if you believe
VERY USEFUL INFORMATION
Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for
survival. Check out the things that you can do with it: -
*EMERGENCY*
*I*
*The Emergency Number worldwide for **Mobile** is 112.* If you find
yourself out of coverage area of your mobile network and there is an
emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to
establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112
can be dialed even if the keypad is locked. **Try it out.**
*II*
*Subject: Have you locked your keys in the car? Does you car have
remote keys?*
This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone:
If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call
Someone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone.
Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the
person at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile
phone on their end. Your car will unlock. Saves someone from having to
drive your keys to you. Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of
miles away, and if you can reach someone who has the other "remote" for
your car, you can unlock the doors (or the trunk).
Editor's Note: *It works fine! We tried it out and it unlocked our car
over a cell phone!"*
*III*
Subject: Hidden Battery power
Imagine your cell battery is very low, you are expecting an important
call and you don't have a charger. Nokia instrument comes with a reserve
battery. To activate, press the keys *3370# Your cell will restart with
this reserve and the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery.
This reserve will get charged when you charge your cell next time.
AND
*IV*
How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone?
To check your Mobile phone's serial number, key in the following digits
on your phone:
* # 0 6 #
A 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number is unique to
your handset. Write it down and keep it somewhere safe. when your phone
get stolen, you can phone your service provider and give them this code.
They will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief
changes the SIM card, your phone will be totally useless.
You probably won't get your phone back, but at least you know that
whoever stole it can't use/sell it either.
If everybody does this, there would be no point in people stealing
mobile phones.
Please spread this useful information around.
Saturday, April 14, 2007
Vishu Scraps
manasil niraye kanikkonnakal
virichukondu veendum vishu varavayi!
*. * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * . *
*. * . * . * . * . * .FESTIVAL * . * . * . * . *
*. * .*_/\_ *. * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * .*
. *. * >,"< * WEEK IS HERE. * . * , + .*... * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * * . * . * . * _/\_. * . * * * * * * * . * * . * . * . * >,"< . * . * . * . * . * . *. * . * + * . *. * . * . * . * . * . .ENJOY * * * * . * . _/\_ * . * . * * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * >,"< * . *. * . * * * * * * * . * . * . *. * . * . * . * . * . * . *. * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * HAPPY VISHU*. *. *. * *. * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * ~~,.~., . *..`~' ´.,.~., ~ \___\,*`.';:( ;@;),*;,*/___/ ~~~~ ,___\*:;:;`.'*/___, ~~~~ \___\,\\|//,/___/ ~~~~~~,---.\\|,/,---, ~~~~~~(_ -}.(_){-_ ) ~~~~~~.'---' /|\ `---' ~.~~~~~ / /|||\ \ kai niraye kainnetavum manam niraye madhura smruthikalum labhikate! ......HAPPY VISHU...
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HAPPY VISHU TO "U"^^^"UR FRNS"^^ & "UR FAMILY"....
*. * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * . *
*. * . * . * . * . * .FESTIVAL * . * . * . * . *
*. * .*_/\_ *. * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * .*
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WISH U A HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS VISHU
Thursday, April 12, 2007
God's Perfection
God made the mountains
kiss the clouds
that we may look up beyond
our own small world
and strive to reach great heights.
He made the ocean wide and mighty
to remind us of the
greatness of his love
and the power of his strength.
He frosts the earth with
diamonds in the winter
to reveal the riches that
await us in heaven,
and he awakens the earth
with a profusion of lilacs and daffodils
in the spring to show us that
we've been given
the gift of eternal life.
He has created masterpieces,
and every one of them
are part of the circle of life and serve
some great purpose.
From the forests, to the valleys,
across the dales, and even to the
most distant twinkling star,
and the early morning mist that
creeps over the hills,
God has blessed the earth with
his talented hand.
So do you think that God could have
erred when he made you?
Of course he didn't.
You're perfect,
exactly what God intended you to be.
As the earth is reborn this spring,
remember that you're one of
God's great masterpieces,
a testament to his infinite
wisdom and perfection.
read this,funny
in a train.
The train goes through a tunnel and it gets
completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and
then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. The
women and Manmohan are sitting there looking
perplexed.
Musharaf is bent over holding his face, which is red from
an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and
nobody says anything.
Sonia is thinking:
These Pakistani are all crazy after Aishwarya. Musharaf
must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper
that she slapped him.
Aishwarya is thinking:
Musharaf must have tried to kiss me but kissed Sonia
instead and got slapped.
Musharaf is thinking:
Damn it. Manmohan must have tried to kiss Aishwarya.
She might have thought it was me and slapped me.
Manmohan is thinking:
if this train goes through another tunnel I will make
another kissing sound and slap Musharaf again ...JAI HIND
Blood information....
Hi all ,
There is a site http://www.indianblooddonors.com/ where in you can
search for a particular blood group. You will get hundreds of donor
Addresses within your city. Please pass this on to everybody you know. We
never know when an emergency will knock our life. It's about SAVING a Life.
Pass this on....
Make a note of it and pass it on to UR friends. U never knows it might
save someone's life..."
Did You Know?
Blood type and Rh How many people have it?
O + 40 %
O - 7 %
A + 34 %
A - 6 %
B + 8 %
B - 1 %
AB + 3 %
AB - 1 %
Does Your Blood Type Reveal Your Personality?
According to a Japanese institute that does research on blood types,
there are certain personality traits that seem to match up with certain
blood types. How do you rate?
TYPE O You want to be a leader, and when you see something you want,
you keep striving until you achieve your goal. You are a trend-setter,
loyal, passionate, and self-confident. Your weaknesses include vanity
and jealously and a tendency to be too competitive.
TYPE A You like harmony, peace and organization. You work well with
others, and are sensitive, patient and affectionate. Among your
weaknesses are stubbornness and an inability to relax.
TYPE B You're a rugged individualist, who's straightforward and likes
to do things your own way. Creative and flexible, you adapt easily to
any situation. But your insistence on being independent can sometimes go
too far and become a weakness.
TYPE AB Cool and controlled, you're generally well liked and always
put people at ease. You're a natural entertainer who's tactful and fair.
But you're standoffish, blunt, and have difficulty making decisions.
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SAMPLE OF A MODERN LOVE LETTER
Dearest Samantha,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since
Tuesday, the 17th of August 2001.
With reference to the meeting held between us on the 17th of August
2001 at 1500 hours, I would like to present myself as a prospective
lover.
Our love affair would be on probation for a period of no less than
three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.
Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous
relationship training and relationship appraisal schemes leading up to
promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and
entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later,
based on
your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses.
However
I am broad-minded enough, to be taken care of, on your expense
account.
I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this
letter, failing which, this offer would be canceled without further
notice
and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could
forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this
offer.
Thanking you in anticipation.
Yours sincerely, Max
MODERN REPLY TO MODERN LOVE LETTER
Dear Max,
Please refer to your letter dated today. I am pleased to inform you
that I hope to accept your proposal for romance.
However, you should be informed that there are certain conditions of
acceptance. Promotional prospects are to my satisfaction. However,
please
enlighten me as to your retirement benefits. Gratuity should be
generous.
I also need to be assured that there is sufficient security with
regards to this commitment. If there is any chance at all of
retrenchment or
consequent disinterest on your part, then I should receive monetary
compensation according to union standards.
Due to the nature of my position, I am sure you will agree that an
expense account should be arranged for my access in light of the 'VIP'.
I
shall be entertaining. In addition, housing and transport allowances
should be in order and nothing less than a Jaguar is in order.
Please also note that there should be no moonlighting restrictions
placed on myself. If you are still interested in the relationship,
please
reply on an urgent basis as other prospective lovers have sent
indications of interest.
Please also note that my sister is happily employed.
Yours perhaps, Samantha!
Munnabhai with Circuit strikes again
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Circuit: Bhai america mein address puchega tho kya bolne ka
Munna: Dhobhi Ghaat
Circuit: Bhai english mein bolneka tho?
Munna: Washington
Circuit: Bhai idhar aane ko kya bolna
Munna: Come Here
Circuit: Bhai phir udhar jaaneko kya bolthe hai?
Munna: Pehle udhar jaaneka phir bolneka come here.
Circuit: Bhai yeh kaisa bolne ka - chale hat hawa aane de
Munna: simple hain yaar - Hey u move sideways let the air force come in.
Circuit: Bhai tum tho pass ho gela bhai
Munna: Yes bro i have just passed away
Munna: Abhi tu bol eh mamu bheja mat phira
Circuit: Mother's brother dont rotate my brain
Munna: Yeh bol idhar aa khajhur detha hun karcha pani {kajhur yaane date}
circiut: Come with me for a date i will pay u
Munna: Ab yeh bol apun ko bahut sardi ho gayi hai
Circuit: I got big winter in small nose
Friday, March 02, 2007
God's Perfection...
kiss the clouds
that we may look up beyond
our own small world
and strive to reach great heights.
He made the ocean wide and mighty
to remind us of the
greatness of his love
and the power of his strength.
He frosts the earth with
diamonds in the winter
to reveal the riches that
await us in heaven,
and he awakens the earth
with a profusion of lilacs and daffodils
in the spring to show us that
we've been given
the gift of eternal life.
He has created masterpieces,
and every one of them
are part of the circle of life and serve
some great purpose.
From the forests, to the valleys,
across the dales, and even to the
most distant twinkling star,
and the early morning mist that
creeps over the hills,
God has blessed the earth with
his talented hand.
So do you think that God could have
erred when he made you?
Of course he didn't.
You're perfect,
exactly what God intended you to be.
As the earth is reborn this spring,
remember that you're one of
God's great masterpieces,
a testament to his infinite
wisdom and perfection.
INDUCTION WELDING
Induction welding is a form of welding that uses electromagnetic induction to heat the workpiece. The welding apparatus contains an induction coil that is energised with a radio-frequency electric current. This generates a high-frequency electromagnetic field that acts on either an electrically conductive or a ferromagnetic workpiece. In an electrically conductive workpiece, such as steel, the main heating effect is resistive heating, which is due to magnetically induced currents called eddy currents. In a ferromagnetic workpiece, such as plastic doped with ceramic particles, the heating is caused mainly by hysteresis as the magnetic component of the electromagnetic field repeatedly distorts the crystalline structure of the ferromagnetic material. In practice, most materials undergo a combination of these two effects.
As suggested above, nonmagnetic materials such as plastics can be induction-welded by implanting them with metallic or ferromagnetic compounds, called susceptors, that absorb the electromagnetic energy from the induction coil, become hot, and lose their heat energy to the surrounding material by thermal conduction.
Induction welding describes welding techniques where heating is generated by an induction field. The two most commonly encountered mechanisms by which heat can be generated by an induction field are eddy current heating and heating due to hysteresis losses.
Induction welding is similar to resistive implant welding, in that an electrically conducting implant is required at the joint line. A work coil, which is connected to a high frequency power supply, is then placed in close proximity to the joint. As electric current at high frequency passes through the work coil, a dynamic magnetic field is generated whose flux links the implant. For induction welding by eddy current generation, electric currents are induced in the implant and when these are sufficiently high to heat the conducting material, the surrounding thermoplastic parts melt or soften. If pressure is applied to the joint a weld will form.
Induction welding can be very fast; weld times may be a few seconds. Applications include sealing plastic coated metal caps to plastic bottles and welding metal grilles to the front of loudspeaker units. In both of these cases, the implant has been a part of the item being welded. One of the features governing the efficiency of induction welding is the magnetic permeability of the implant. If the implant has high relative permeability, i.e. is ferromagnetic, then heating may be very rapid.
Induction welding via eddy current generation has also found use in joining advanced thermoplastic composites. The fact that many carbon fibre reinforced composites conduct AC and DC electric current is probably due to percolation , although several other theories exist. It is therefore possible to heat many carbon fibre reinforced thermoplastic composites using an induction field to produce a weld, and several research groups have harnessed this effect.
Recently, a new form of induction welding by eddy current has been developed. Originally developed by Metcal and now owned by Uponor this new concept revolves around an implant material that is able to 'switch off' at certain temperatures. The implant is ferromagnetic (has high relative permeability) until it reaches a certain temperature (the Curie point) above which it becomes paramagnetic and loses its ferromagnetic properties. This results in a very large reduction in heating effect by induction. As the implant cools back through the Curie point, the implant becomes ferromagnetic once more and heating recommences. In this way it is possible to stabilise the weld temperature around the implant. It is also possible to alter the characteristic Curie point by varying
the composition of the alloy comprising the implant. Field trials on polyethylene pipes have demonstrated that this system enables the temperature in the joint to be controlled and hence the chance that welds are defective due to overheating is dramatically reduced.
Induction welding by eddy current heating is generally a geometry dependent technique because complete circuits are required to allow eddy currents to flow in the implant. For this reason, long thin linear joints are difficult to induction weld using eddy current generation. Where components contain circular symmetry or complete circuital implant paths this technique is often the most efficient. If the thermoplastic component to be joined is electrically conductive, due to filler content for example, the development of induction welding may be difficult due to problems with controlling the distribution of eddy currents.
As suggested above, nonmagnetic materials such as plastics can be induction-welded by implanting them with metallic or ferromagnetic compounds, called susceptors, that absorb the electromagnetic energy from the induction coil, become hot, and lose their heat energy to the surrounding material by thermal conduction.
World of ur smile
Is it something as simple as the gift of flowers,
Or maybe the enthusiastic greeting of a loved pet,
An ambrace from someone you love?
I`d celebrate with you in your triumphs,
Comfort you in sorrow,
Be a companion in trying times.
If it were in my power
I`d give you the world for your smile.
What does it takes to make you smile?
Something so subtle as the happiness of others,
The soft soughing wind on a hot summer`s day,
Or could I smile at you to prompt one in return?
I`d tell you a thousand times how I care for you,
Listen to you speak if only to hear your voice,
Support you in any endeavor.
I`d give you my shoulder to lean upon when you grow weary,
Hold you until we both drift asleep
I`d give you my world for your smile.
To see the gladness of your heart reflected in your smile
Brings such warmth and happiness to me
To have the chance to share it with you
My world is yours only for the asking.
Feelin ur Love!!!!!!!~~~~~~~~Gud1~~~~~~~~~
Each day brings so much promise.
Every dawn arrives with a breath of pure love.
Having your hand to hold in mine,
sharing our deepest thoughts.
Memories of your sweetest kisses
carry me through the times we are apart.
Can you remember our very first hug?
Tears of joy and happiness blending into one.
Remember the first kiss?
Seemed so fleeting, yet,
it continues to this day, never to end.
Our first night brought such nervous laughter.
Curious hugs. Passionate embraces.
Love finding love. Lovers becoming lost.
Early morning coffee, sweetened with your kisses.
The morning paper being only something to peek over and around.
Winks and smiles crossing each other's path,
on their way to the intended, as we pretended to be reading.
This love has indeed traveled such a wonderful journey.
We have seen so very much together.
Love allowing each other to see so much more than ever before.
Never forgetting just how much you mean to me.
Knowing you are so wonderful.
So happy you decided to take that chance.
So happy to be in love with you.
So happy to be feeling your love.
How Smart U r
Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them
instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?
Let's find out just how clever you really are.
Ready?
GO!!! (Scroll down)
First Question:
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What
position are you in?
Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong!
If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!
Try not to screw up in the next question.
To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the
first question.
Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong
again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?!
You're not very good at this! Are you?
Third Question: Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another
1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total?
Scroll down for answer...
Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100.
Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not your
day. Maybe you will get the last question right?
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What
is the name of the fifth daughter?
Answer: Nunu?
NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the question again
Okay, now the bonus round . . .
There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the
action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the
shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how
should he express himself?
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KEEP THIS GOING TO FRUSTRATE THE "SMART PEOPLE" IN YOUR LIFE
Signs of a Sardar
2) He puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to
makeup his mind.
3) Gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
4) Sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.
5) Tries to drown a fish in waters.
6) Thinks socialism means partying.
7) Trips over a cordless phone.
8) Takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
9) At the bottom of the application where it says
"Sign Here" he puts "Sagittarius."
10)Studies for a blood test and fails. sells the car
for gas money.
11)Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.
12)Drives to the airport and sees a sign that said,
"Airport left", he turns around and goes home.
13)Gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor.
Tuesday, February 27, 2007
Really Touching
This is a true story of a young college girl who
passed away last month. Her name was Priya. She was
hit by a lorry. She has a boy friend named Shankar.
Both of them are true lovers. They always hang on
the phone. You can never see her without her
handphone. In fact she also changed her phone from
Airtel to Hutch, so both of them can be on the same
network, and save on the cost.
She spends half of the day talking with shankar.
Priya's family knows about their relationship.
Shankar is very close with Priya's family. (just
imagine their love) . Before she passed away she
always told her friends "If I pass away please burn
me with my handphone" she also said the same thing
to her parents.
After her death, people cant carry her coffin, I was
there. A lot of them tried to do so but still cant ,
everybody including me, had tried to carry the
coffin, the result is still the same. Eventually,
they called their neighbour, a "bomoh" from Thailand
(pak Darin), who is a friend of her father. He took
a stick and started speaking to himself slowly.
After a few minutes, he said "this girl misses
something here". then her friends told Darin about
her intentions to burn her with her phone. He then
opened the coffin and place her phone and SIM card
inside the casket. after that they tried to carry
the coffin. It could be moved and they carried it
into the van easily. All of us were shocked. (can u
feel the fear. I'm shaking at this moment)
Priya's parents did not inform Shankar that Priya
had passed away. After 2 weeks Shankar called
Priya's mom. Shankar :...."Atte, I'm coming home
today. Cook something nice for me. Dont tell Priya
that I'm coming home today, i wanna surprise her."
Her mother replied....."You come home first, i wanna
tell you something very important." after he came,
they told him the truth about Priya.
Shankar thinks that they were playing a fool. He was
laughing and said "dont try to fool me - tell Priya
to come out, i have a gift for her Please stop this
nonsense". then they show him the original death
certificate to him. They gave him proof to make him
believe. (Shankar started to sweat) ..
He said... "Its not true. we spoke yesterday. She
still calls me. Shankar was shaking. Suddenly,
Shankar's phone rang. "see this is from Priya, see
this..." he showed the phone to priya's family. all
of them told him to answer.he talked using the
loudspeaker mode. all of them heard his
conversation.
Loud and clear, no cross lines, no humming. It is
the actual voice of Priya & there is no way others
could use her SIM card since it is nailed inside the
coffin they were so shocked and asked for pak
Darin's help again. pak Darin brought his master
(tok Chen) to solve this matter. He & Darin worked
for 5 hours. Then they discovered one thing...
HUTCH has the best coverage :)
Wherever you go, our network follows!!!! ;)
Monday, February 26, 2007
GYROSCOPE
A gyroscope is a device for measuring or maintaining orientation,
based on the principle of conservation of angular momentum. In
physics this is also known as gyroscopic inertia or rigidity in
space. The essence of the device is a spinning wheel on an axle.
The device, once spinning, tends to resist changes to its
orientation due to the angular momentum of the wheel.
A gyroscope exhibits a number of behaviours including precession
and nutation. Gyroscopes can be used to construct gyrocompasses
which complement or replace magnetic compasses (in ships, aircraft
and spacecraft, vehicles in general), to assist in stability
(bicycle, Hubble Space Telescope, ships, vehicles in general) or be
used as part of an Inertial guidance system. Gyroscopic effects are
used in toys like yo-yos and dynabees. Many other rotating devices,
such as flywheels, behave gyroscopically although the gyroscopic
effect is not used.
Sunday, February 25, 2007
Why Students Fail In Examz
only 365 days.
Typical academic year for a student.
52 Sundays in a year which are rest days.
Balance 313 days.
Summer holidays 50 where weather is too hot & difficult to study
Balance 263 days
8hrs daily sleep means 122 days.
Balance 141 days
1 hr for daily playing (good for health) means15 days.
Balance 126 days.
2hrs daily 1 for food & other delicacies (chew properly & eat) means 30
days.
Balance 96 days.
1hr for talking (human is a social animal) means
15 days.
Balance 81 days.
Exam days per year at least 35 days.
Balance46 days
Quarterly, half yearly & festival holidays means 40 days.
Balance 6 days.
For sickness at least 3 days.
Balance 3 days.
Movies & functions at least 2 days.
Balance 1 day.
That 1 day is your birthday.
How can a student pass?
Do u know how a business...
Son: "I will choose my own bride!"
Father: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son: "Well, in that case...ok"
Next Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok"
Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
Father: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President: "Ah, in that case...ok"
This is how business is done!!
10 SECRETS...
Love begins with our thoughts. We become what we think about. Loving
thoughts create loving experiences and loving relationships.
Affirmations can change our beliefs and thoughts about ourselves and
others. If we want to love someone, we need to consider their needs
and desires.
2. The second secret? The power of GIVING.
If you want to receive love, all you have to do is give it! The more
love you give, the more you will receive. To love is to give of
yourself, freely and unconditionally. Practice random acts of
kindness. Before committing to a relationship, ask not what the other
person will be able to give to you, but rather what will you be able
to give them. The secret formula of a happy, lifelong, loving
relationship is to always focus on what you can give instead of what
you can take.
3. The third secret? The power of RESPECT.
You cannot love anyone or anything unless you first respect them. The
first person you need to respect is yourself. To begin to gain
self-respect ask yourself, "What do I respect about myself?" To gain
respect for others, even those you may dislike, ask yourself "What do
I respect about them?"
4. The fourth secret? The power of FRIENDSHIP.
To find a true love, you must first find a true friend. Love does not
consist of gazing into each other's eyes, but rather looking outward
together in the same direction. To love someone completely you must
love them for who they are, not what they look like. Friendship is the
soil through which love's seeds grow. If you want to bring love into a
relationship, you must first bring friendship.
5. The fifth secret? The power of LETTING GO.
If you love something, let it free. If it comes back to you, it's
yours; if it doesn't, it never was. Even in a loving relationship,
people need their own space. If we want to learn to love, we must
first learn to forgive and let go of past hurts and grievances. Love
means letting go of our fears, prejudices, egos and conditions. "Today
I let go of all my fears, the past has no power over me - today is the
beginning of a new life."
6. The sixth secret? The power of COMMUNICATION.
When we learn to communicate openly and honestly, life changes. To
love someone is to communicate with them. Let the people you love know
that you love them and appreciate them. Never be afraid to say those
three magic
words: "I Love You." Never let an opportunity pass to praise someone.
Always leave someone you love with a loving word - it could be the
last time you see them! If you were about to die but could make
telephone calls to the people you loved, who would you call, what
would you say and ...why are you waiting?
7. The seventh secret? The power of COMMITMENT.
If you want to have love in abundance, you must be committed to it,
and that commitment will be reflected in your thoughts and actions.
Commitment is the true test of love. If you want to have loving
relationships, you must be committed to loving relationships. When you
are committed to someone or something, quitting is never an option.
Commitment distinguishes a fragile relationship from a strong one.
8. The eighth secret? The power of PASSION.
Passion ignites love and keeps it alive. Lasting passion does not come
through physical attraction alone; it comes from deep commitment,
enthusiasm, interest and excitement. Passion can be recreated by
recreating past experiences when you felt passionate. Spontaneity and
surprises produce passion. The essence of love and happiness are the
same; all we need to do is to live each day with passion.
9. The ninth secret? The power of TOUCH.
Touch is one of the most powerful expressions of love, breaking down
barriers and bonding relationships. Touch changes our physical and
emotional states and makes us more receptive to love.
10. The tenth secret? The power of TRUST.
Trust is essential in all loving relationships. Without it, one person
becomes suspicious, anxious and fearful and the other person feels
trapped and emotionally suffocated. You cannot love someone completely
unless you trust them completely. Act as if your relationship with the
person you love will never end. One of the ways you can tell whether a
person is right for you is to ask yourself, "Do I trust them
completely and unreservedly?" If the answer is "no", think carefully
before making a commitment.
Wednesday, February 21, 2007
GUY FACTS:
When a guy calls you,
he wants to be with you
When a guy is quiet,
He's listening to you...
When a guy is not arguing,
He realizes he's wrong
When a guy says, "I'm fine, " after a few
minutes,
he means it
When a guy stares at you,
he wishes you would care about him and
wonders if you do
When you're laying your head on a guy's
chest,
he has the world
When a guy calls you everyday,
he is in love
When a (good) guy tells you he loves you,
he means it
When a guy says he can't live without you,
he's with you till your done
When a guy says, "I miss you, "
he misses you more than you could have
ever missed him or anything else
Girl facts
When a girl bumps into your arm
while walking she wants
you to hold her hand
When she wants a hug
she will just stand there
When u break a girls heart,
she still feels it when
u run into each other 3 years later
When a girl is quiet,
millions of things are running through her
mind.
When a girl is not arguing,
she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with eyes full of
questions,
she is wondering how long you will be
around.
When a girl answers, "I'm fine, " after a
few seconds,
she is not at all fine.
When a girl stares at you,
she is wondering why you are so
wonderful.
When a girl lays her head on your chest,
she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
When a girl says that she can't live
without you,
she has made up her mind that you are
her future.
When a girl says, "I miss you, "
no one in this world can miss you more
than that
When a girl is mean to you after a breakup
she wants you back, but she's
scared she'll get hurt and knows
you're gone forever
Tuesday, February 20, 2007
A conversation
Son: "I will choose my own bride!"
Father: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son: "Well, in that case...ok"
Next Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok"
Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
Father: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President: "Ah, in that case...ok"
This is how business is done!!
Saturday, February 10, 2007
Universal Laws Not Taught In Schools !!
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
2. Anthony's Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
3. Kovac's Conundrum:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
4. Cannon's Karmic Law:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have a flat tyre.
5. O'brien's Variation Law:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
6. Bell's Theorem:
When the body is immersed in water, the te lephone rings.
7. Ruby's Principle of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
8. Willoughby's Law:
When yo u try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
9. Zadra's Law of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
10. Breda's Rule:
At any event, the pe ople whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
11. Owen's Law:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
12. Howden's Law:
You remember you have to mail a letter only when you're near the mailbox.
And the last and best :
13. Murphy's Law
What has to go wrong will go wrong
these are few basic and many more i m trying to make
so plz do help me in that
Why is FIRE Engine RED in color?
Ans :
FIRE Engine has LADDER. LADDER has STEPS.
STEPS are to be climed on FOOT.
FOOT is measured by a RULER.
RULER can be a KING or QUEEN.
ELIZABETH is the QUEEN of ENGLAND.
ELIZABETH is also the name of a SHIP.
SHIP sails on WATER.
WATER has FISHES.
FISHES have FINS.
The people of FINLAND are called FINS.
The national FLAG of FINLAND is RED.
So FIRE Engine is RED in color.
"This is ENGINEERING STUDENT'S pattern of writing exam". Keep continuing the TREND
Friday, February 02, 2007
Dreamin'
I'm Always Dreamin'
Dreamin'
Love Will Be Mine
Searchin'
I'm Always Searchin'
Hopin'
Someday I'll Find
Someone,
Someone To Love Me
Someone Who Needs Me
But Until Then
Well I'll Keep On Dreamin'
Keep Right On Dreamin'
Dreamin'
Till My Dreamin' Comes True......
Thursday, February 01, 2007
Wich colors suit for you?
WHITE __ straiGHt forward
BLUE __ lovable
BLACK __ mysterious
RED __ kind n friendly
PINK __ pretty
GREEN __ sweet
PURPLE __ flirt
BROWN __ cool
ORANGE __ caring
MAROON __ attractive
GREY __ talketive
GOLDEN __ sharp
SILVER __ trust worthy
FEROZY __ understanding
RUST __ reserve ...
Wanna see your Crush
Send this to every one in your friends list, and you should be able to
see the crush lists of everybody in your friends, it actually works, i
tried it.
Sending all my Love to You!!!!!
Have you ever wondered
If, how, when and where
You would ever find true love
And find someone who cared?
Sometimes it takes a lifetime
And sometimes u never do
But special things take a while
If they are really true
It didn't take a lifetime
But pain, hurt and strife
And now that i found you
I know it was all worth the time
You love me unconditonally
So real and so true
So now i have to wonder
How did i live without you?
You bring me joy and happiness
In everything you do
And i just want to thank you
And send all my Love to You!!!!!
A girl and guy
a motorcycle...
Girl: Slow down. Im scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, its too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
Girl hugs him
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put
it on yourself ? Its
bugging me.
In the Newz paper the next day :( A motorcycle had crashed
into
a
building because of brake failure. Two people were on
it,
but
only one had survived.
The truth was that halfway down
the road, the guy realized
that
his brakes were broken, but he didn't want to let the
girl
know
Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug him
one
last
time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would
live
even
though it meant that he
would die.
If there is
anyone in life you love this much, please send
this.Forward this to all your good friends on-line to
show
them
that you care !
Monday, January 29, 2007
Is that enough !!!
wanna find ur crush???
list and then press F8 and ur crushes name will appear on ur screen
STORY OF BOY & GIRL
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Boy:
>>> >>What?
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Girl: I really like you. And I... I think I'm falling in love
>>>with you.
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Boy: Ok...
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Girl: What do you mean "ok"?
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Boy: I don't like you like that...
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Girl: Why not?
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Boy: I can't tell you... maybe another time...
>>> >> >
>>> >> >From then on, the girl kept asking the boy "Why not?"
>>>whenever she saw
>>> >>him,
>>> >> >and he kept answering the same answer of "I'll tell you
>>>later." Finally
>>> >>the
>>> >> >girl got fed up.
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Girl: I'm tired of this! Tell me why you don't like
>>>me!
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Boy: Do you really wanna know why?
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Girl: Yes!
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Boy: It's because you're ugly as fuck! What's the point of
>>>going out
>>> >>with
>>> >> >someone when they're not pretty?!
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Girl: But... I...
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Boy: Just shut up and leave me alone!
>>> >> >
>>> >> >The boy leaves and
>>> >>the girl is sitting there alone, crying her heart out.
>>> >> >Then her cell phone rings.
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Girl: Hello?
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Mom: Sweetheart? I want you to go home, ok? I'll be home from
>>>work in a
>>> >>few
>>> >> >hours.
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Girl: Alright Mom.
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Mom: I love you.
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Girl: I
>>>love you too, Mom.
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Mom: Bye Bye.
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Girl: Bye
>>> >> >
>>> >> >The girl heads home and once she got there, she went in the
>>>bathroom and
>>> >> >looked at herself in the mirror.
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Girl: I'm not pretty enough...
>>> >> >
>>> >> >She set to work, knowing fully well what she was going to do.
>>>2 hours
>>> >>later,
>>> >> >her Mom came home and heard the bath water running. She went
>>>upstairs to
>>> >> >find the hallway flooded so she knocked on the door.
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Mom: Honey? Are you alright?
>>> >> >
>>> >> >She opened the door and was shocked at the site.
>>> >>The bath was overflowing
>>> >> >onto the floor, and the water was tinted red. She walked over
>>>to see
>>>
>>> >>what
>>> >> >was inside and screamed. There, her little girl was lying
>>>with cuts all
>>> >>over
>>> >> >her face and wrists. Her Mom backed away and was going to run
>>>to call
>>> >>the
>>> >> >police when something caught her eye. On the mirror, am I
>>>pretty enough
>>> >>now?
>>> >> >
>>> >> >No one deserves to be told that by someone they love. If you
>>>find it
>>> >>messed
>>> >> >up then forward this to everyone you know.
>>> >> >
>>> >> >A person's appearance doesn't count. What counts is their
>>>heart inside
>>> >>of
>>> >> >them and their personality. No one wants to be told they're
>>>not good
>>> >> >enough...
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Repost this in 5 Min or something bad will happen 2 U
>>>tomorrow
>>> >> >saying-
>>> >> >
>>> >> >"Am I
>>>Pretty Enough Now?"if ur a girl.
>>> >> >
>>> >> >If you're a guy repost as "No one deserves
>>> >>this."